I graduated from a small liberal arts college. Depending on your major, you had to take a comprehensive exam senior year before you could graduate… Even if you passed all classes and finals. I double majored in English and Political Science so I had two exams. The Poli Sci exam was written, and, while much less terrifying, still induced stress. After one of our all-night studying sessions, my best friend Amber and I deduced that the foreign policy of the administration was clearly based on Toby Keith’s song, “Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue.” I am reminded of that every patriotic holiday. (Disclaimer: I realize the subject of said song is no laughing matter. I 100% support and respect our troops and the United States. I do not, however, support Toby Keith).