Ladies, if you love snacking as much as I do, you’ll want to try a new product I discovered: Lady Doritos!
I often get hungry at work, but can’t stand the thought of my male coworkers hearing me eat! How embarrassing! Besides, I prefer they continue thinking of me as a dainty creature who doesn’t eat or fart… because I don’t! And it’s one less thing I’ll have to apologize for – it’s exhausting having to say you’re sorry all day!
Thankfully these chips were made just for us. They’re quiet (no crunch – limp chips, if you will), designed to fit our dainty lady-hands, cheese dust-free (so you can keep those fresh manicures clean!), and are packaged in small bags, perfect for popping in your purse! You can even coordinate them to match your outfit of the day!
I know what you’re thinking: what about my figure? Don’t worry! Lady Doritos are 100% gluten, sugar, soy, dairy, and calorie free. They’re made of cauliflower and one secret ingredient (spoiler: it’s all the tears collected from women watching This is Us!).
They come in two flavors: rose’ and pumpkin spice latte! The Doritos team really did their research!
This is not sponsored, by the way! I’m just obsessed and thrilled that a company is finally thinking about what women want! First KFC with a female Colonel Sanders, and now this! I can’t believe women still feel the need to march and protest. Who needs equal pay and an environment safe from harassment? Not this gal! Bring on the women-friendly snacks!
Look for Lady Doritos in the tampon or pink home tools aisles (for all you sad, unmarried ladies who have to fix things around the house yourself.)!